A husband wants to buy his wife the sheerest lingerie he can find. This is $200, says the saleswoman, showing him an item. I want one thats more sheer, says he. This one is $350. Sheerer than that. This is the sheerest we have. Its $500. Ill take it! he replies. The man goes home to his wife and shows it to her, saying, Go put this on and come down to model it for me. She goes upstairs, opens the box and thinks, This thing is so see-through that the old coot wont even notice if Im wearing it or not. I can take it back for a refund and he wont know the difference. So she comes out wearing nothing at all and strikes a pose at the top of the stairs. So, how do you like it? she asks. He looks at her a moment and says, Well.... youd think for $500 theyd iron the thing.
Posted on: Wed, 15 Oct 2014 12:06:43 +0000
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