A joke to get you ready for Holy Humor Sunday tomorrow.... Christian pick-up lines: #1: “My parents are home, wanna come over?” #2: “I didn’t believe in predestination until now.” #3: “Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?” #4: “I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by “greet one another with a holy kiss?” #5: “How many times do I have to walk around you before you fall for me?” #6: “So I was reading the book of Numbers the other day and realized I don’t have yours.” See you at 9:30a!
Posted on: Sun, 27 Apr 2014 00:36:29 +0000
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