A jumbo jet is just coming into the Toronto Airport on its final approach. The pilot comes on the intercom, This is your Captain. Were on our final descent into Toronto. I want to thank you for flying with us today and I hope you enjoy your stay in Toronto. He forgot to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit. The copilot says to the pilot, Well, skipper, watcha gonna do in Toronto? Well, says the skipper, first Im gonna check into the hotel and take a big crap ..... then Im gonna take that new stewardess with the huge tits out for dinner..... then Im gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room and put it to her big time all night. Everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up and down the aisle trying to get a look at the new stewardess. Meanwhile the new stewardess is at the very back of the plane. Shes so embarrassed that she starts to run to try and get to the cockpit to turn the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old ladys bag and down she goes. The old lady leans over and says: No need to hurry, dear. Hes gotta take a shit first......
Posted on: Tue, 18 Mar 2014 16:09:19 +0000
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