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A kid went to the police to report about his lost bicycle this morning... KID: My new bicycle has been stolen! POLICE: When did you notice? KID: This morning. POLICE: Do you have a suspect? KID: Yes, my mum and dad. POLICE: Why do you suspect them? KID: Yesterday at midnight, I heard mum say, Make it stand so I can sit on it very well. and dad said, Climb up fast before it falls. I then heard mum say, Push Slowly, dont hurt me! POLICE: (laughing uncontrollably) Go back home kid, Im sure theyve returned it!

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