A little girl asked her mom, Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block? Mom says, No, because the dog is in heat. What does that mean? asked the child. Go ask your father. I think he is in the garage. The little girl went to the garage and asked, Dad, may I take Susie for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said that Susie was in heat, and to come talk to you. Dad said, Bring Susie over here. He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dogs rear-end with it and said, Okay, you can go now, but keep Susie on the leash and only go one time around the block. The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Dad asked, Where is Susie? The little girl said, She will be here in a minute, she ran out of gas about halfway down the block and another dog is pushing her home.
Posted on: Fri, 23 May 2014 03:14:33 +0000
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