A little more D&D humor: How many Gnomes does it take to light a candle? A. Only one, but it only appears to be lit How many Halflings does it take to light a candle? A. You mean youd trust a halfling with your candle? How many Elves does it take to light a candle? A. Three: one to sing, one to dance, one to summon the spiritual guardian of joyous flame forth into the realm material. How many Dwarves does it take to light a candle? A. Three, one to count the money, one to light the candle and one to check for sliding stone panels. How many Half-elves does it take to light a candle? A. Surprisingly only 1, it turns out that half-elves are good for something after all. How many trolls does it take to light a candle? A. only one, but hes very, very careful #ThePlayersDM
Posted on: Mon, 17 Nov 2014 01:20:39 +0000
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