A man and his wife are returning from holiday, while on holiday - TopicsExpress

A man and his wife are returning from holiday, while on holiday they decided to buy themselves some pets, he bought a snake while the woman got a skunk. As they are passing through airport control they notice a sign which says NO ANIMALS WILL BE ALLOWED THROUGH QUARANTINE Slightly distressed the woman turns to her husband and asks what they should do. After thinking hard for 5 minutes the man come up with a plan what Ill do is tie the snake around my waist and try to pretend that its a snake skin belt Yes the woman replies but what about the skunk? I dont know, youll just have to hide it up your skirt but what about the smell? the woman asks. To which the man replies Look, if it dies it dies!

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