A man fell in love with the girl of his dreams. They were perfect for each other, except for one minor problem: She was a UTEP Miner fan and he was an NMSU Aggie fan. He decided to make the ultimate sacrifice and become a UTEP fan. He went to the doctor and asked if there was an easy way to do this. The doctor replied, Yes, its a very simple procedure. What we do is go in and remove half your brain. When you wake up, you will be a UTEP Miner fan. The man agrees, and the next week goes into surgery. After he wakes up the doctor comes up to him concerned. Sir, I apologize, but there was a mix-up with the scalpel. Instead of removing half your brain we removed 3/4 of it. How do you feel? The man sat up, looked around, and said GO LOBOS!
Posted on: Sat, 27 Sep 2014 03:29:28 +0000
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