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A man goes to the police station to report missing wife. Husband: I lost my wife. She went shopping & hasnt come back. Inspector: What is her height? Husband: I never checked. Inspector: Slim or robust? Husband: Not slim, can be robust. Inspector: Colour of eyes? Husband: Never noticed. Inspector: Colour of hair? Husband: Changes according to season Inspector: What was she wearing? Husband: Not sure if it was a dress or suit Inspector: Was she driving? Husband: Yes Inspector: Colour of car? Husband: Black Audi A8 with super charged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door..........a nd...and...(sta rts sobbing). Inspector: Dont worry sir, we will find your car. ... hope u guys understood that this man is looking for his CAR not his wife? Lolx.

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