A man got a new Ferrari for his birthday and went to test drive it on the highway. As he was driving he wondered how fast it could go, but before he could get very far he heard sirens. He sped up thinking he could outrun the cop, but then he came to his senses and pulled over. The cop walked over and asked for the man’s license and registration. Then the cop said, “Listen, Mac, it’s Friday, I’m tired, and I just want to go home, so if you can give me an excuse I haven’t heard before, I’ll let you go.” The man thought for a minute, then replied, “My wife ran off with a cop the other day, and I thought you were trying to give her back to me.” The cop nodded and said, “Have a nice day.”
Posted on: Fri, 23 Aug 2013 12:15:48 +0000
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