A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and its half past three in the morning. Im not getting out of bed at this time, he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. Arent you going to answer that? says his wife. So, he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and there is a man standing at the door. It doesnt take the homeowner long to realize the man is drunk. Hi there, slurs the stranger. Can you give me a push? No, get lost! Its half past three! I was in bed! screams the man as he slams the door. He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened. She remarks, Honey, that wasnt very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby sitter and you had to knock on that mans house to get us started again? What would have happened if hed told us to get lost? But the guy was drunk, says the husband. It doesnt matter, explains the wife. He needs our help and it would be nice to help him. So, the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs. He opens the door but he cant see the stranger anywhere in the dark, so he shouts, Hey, do you still want a push? He hears a voice cry out, Yes, please. Where are you? shouts the homeowner. The stranger calls back, Im over here, on your swing.
Posted on: Sun, 13 Apr 2014 06:27:15 +0000
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