A man is on the underground travelling to Partick, sitting across from him is a woman wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realizes she has gone without underwear. After a while the woman realizes he is staring and inquires, Are you looking at ma pussy? Aye hen, Am really sorry, replies the man and promises to avert his eyes. Its awright, replies the woman, Its very talented, watch this, Ill make it blow a kiss to you. Sure enough it blows him a kiss. The man, who is completely amazed and inquires what else this magic minge can do. I can also make it wink, says the woman. The guy stares in amazement as it winks at him. Come and sit next to me, suggests the woman, patting the seat. The man moves over and is asked, Would you like to put a couple of fingers in it? Stunned, the man replies, Jesus Christ! Can it whistle too?! ;)
Posted on: Sun, 28 Dec 2014 14:20:38 +0000
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