A man on his way out to pick up his paper, looks up and sees a gorilla in his tree!! he calls his neighbor for help, the neighbor said looks like you need to call a gorilla exterminator! What?? the man says ahh??? O.K. as he looks in the yellow pages sure enough.. a gorilla exterminator. He calls and the guy says hell be right over. So here comes a van sliding up in the yard... doors fly open.. guy jumps out, with a big ass dog, a baseball bat, and a 357 pistol. The man sees the pistol, and said wait.. wait I dont want you to shoot him!! Now hold on says the guy, you just hold the gun.. and let me explain.. Im gonna climb up that tree and knock that gorilla down with this bat.. then this dog will grab him by the balls and drag him in my van!! O.K. but whats the gun for?? Well.. the guy says.. if for any reason that gorilla knocks me out the tree.. you shoot that dog.
Posted on: Sun, 26 Jan 2014 00:45:58 +0000