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A man walks into a bar,sits down and orders a drink. He then notices a Jar that is full of money.The man asked the bartender what the jar was for. The bartender said that he had a donkey in the back room and if anyone could make him laugh they would win the money. If not they give the owner 100 dollars. The man thought for a while and said,I can do it! So he goes into the back room and in about 5 minutes later the bartender hears the donkey laughing out loud. The man walks out, takes the money from the jar,thanks the bartender and leaves. About a month later the man comes back into the bar and notices a new jar of money. The man asks the bartender what the new jar of money is for. The bartender looked at the man and said,If you can make the donkey cry the money is yours, if not you owe me 100 dollars. The man thought for a while and said,Ok, Ill do it! He walks into the back room and in about 2 minutes comes back. The bartender hears the donkey crying. The man grabs the money out of the jar, but before he could leave the bartender asked him, How did you make the donkey laugh last time? The man looked at the bartender and said, Well, the first time I told the donkey that I had a bigger dick then he did. And how did you make him cry this time? asked the bartender. Well, I showed him!
Posted on: Fri, 23 May 2014 10:15:11 +0000

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