A man with New Hampshire plates almost ran me over in a cross walk. I had to jump out of the way. When I did he honked and flipped me off. His fault, I get the bird. Naturally. When I finally crossed the street this guy had pulled an illegal u turn and then threw a donut at me. I picked up the donut and threw it back. It went into his sun roof. Lucky throw? No. I have tremendous accuracy. He pulled another u turn and threw the donut again and it hit a woman in a wheelchair. She then flipped him off and took a bite out of the donut. Full circle. I love Lowell. You cannot see this shit anywhere else. It’s like Twin Peaks for crackheads, artists and college students. I was all mad at the time but then I broke out into laughter when the woman ate the donut. She made my day.
Posted on: Tue, 16 Sep 2014 20:30:27 +0000
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