A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. Darling, he says. I know weve been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce. The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph. The husband speaks again, I dont want you to try and talk me out of it, he says, because Ive been having an affair with your best friend, and shes a far better lover than you are. Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55. He pushes his luck. I want the house, he says insistently. Up to 60. I want the car, too, he continues. 65 mph. And, he says, Ill have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat. The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her: Isnt there anything you want? The wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled voice. No, Ive got everything I need. she says. Oh, really? he inquires, So what have you got? Just before they slam into the wall at 75 mph, the wife turns to him, smiles, and says, The airbag. 3:)
Posted on: Fri, 25 Apr 2014 19:50:03 +0000
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