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A mum whispered to her 3 daughters after their weddings. Don’t 4get to text me ur experience of d 1st nite. After a week, the 1st daughter sent an sms 2 d mum ‘NESCAFE” while d 2nd txt ”BENSON”.The mum bemused by d messages, picked a tin of nescafe & read 4rm d label ”fantastic till d last drop” she also went 2 her hubby’s pack of cigarettes written on it was ”extra long, king size”she blus…hed! For their age she wasn’t much worried but decided to wait for her 3rd daughter’s experience. After a few days, she received a post-card which was written ”Arik: lagos-kano”. She quickly called arik air information desk & was told ”its 3 times daily 7days a wk & 75 minutes flight both ways”. She just slumped & fainted,: (diz man go kill my baby

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