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A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked at the door…. A lady opened it. Before she could speak… The salesman rushed into the living room and emptied a bag of cow shit on the carpet. Salesman: – Madam, if I couldnt clean this up in the next 3 mins with my new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this shit..!! Lady: Do you need Chili Sauce with that? Salesman: – Why Madam? . ! ! ! ! * ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! . . . ! . ! .. ! . . . . ! . . . ! Lady: – Because theres no electricity in the house…!!! MORAL: – Gather all resources before working on any project and committing to the client… & over smartness in India can be deadly.…

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