A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender yells, Hey you! Where you going? You shot my waiter and didnt pay for the food! The panda yells in reply, Hey man, Im a panda. Look it up! The bartender grabs a dictionary. Panda: A tree climbing mammal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white markings. Eats shoots and leaves. -Readers Digest, Humors-
Posted on: Mon, 07 Apr 2014 15:14:15 +0000