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A pastor called a man who happened to be one of his church members...The conversation ensued thus: PASTOR: How are you? MAN: Im good! PASTOR: The lord told me to tell you that none of ur children should take anything from anybody in their dreams becos it might be dangerous in real life. MAN: Alrite Sir, thanks 4 ur concern... The man stood up and began to think about it, when he got home, without any delay, he called his children.. THE MAN:Hey! Sandra, cecilia and Junior. Pastor just told me that you shouldnt take anything from anybody in your dream...okay! THE CHILDREN: yes Sir! THE MAN: If it happens, just tell me what d person wanted to give you in ur dream and Ill buy it for you in real life! THE CHILDREN: yes daddy!! The first day Sandra shouted from her sleep Dad! Dad!! Dad!!! Dad: whatz it! Sandra: somone wanted 2 give me meat pie but I didnt collect it... Dad: Its Alrite! Take money and buy d meat pie 4 ur self later... The 2nd day Cecilia also did the same and her dad also gave her money... Now, It was Juniors turn 2 dream, Junior being d eldest and d wisest thought very well before he came out with his plan..... Junior: Yeeh! Dad! Dad!! Dad!!! Dad: what is it! Are you mad! Are you crazy! (very furious) Junior: dad i had a dream... Dad: go ahead Junior: In my dream, somone wanted to give me a Toyota camry 2014 model and a house key... U said we shudnt collect anytin frm anyone in our dream... Dad: ka!kaa!kaaa!! (burst into laughter) you have to go back to ur sleep and collect those things for me; Im damn in need of a car! and Am tired of being a chief tenant!......
Posted on: Sun, 02 Feb 2014 05:35:20 +0000

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