A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said : Hey, I havent seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible. What do you mean? said the pirate, I feel fine. Bartender: What about the wooden leg? You didnt have that before. Pirate: Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but Im fine now. Bartender: Well, ok, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand? Pirate: We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. Im fine, really... Bartender: What about that eye patch? Pirate: Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them shit in my eye. Bartender: Youre kidding, you lost an eye just from bird shit? Pirate: It was my first day with the hook.
Posted on: Sun, 01 Dec 2013 09:10:13 +0000
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