A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, Hey, I havent seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible! What do you mean? Im fine. What about that wooden leg? You didnt have that before. Well, said the pirate, We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the Doc fixed me up, and Im fine, really. Oh yeah? Well what about that hook? The last time I saw you, you had both hands. We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the Doc fixed me up with the hook, and I feel great, really. Oh, said the bartender, what about that eye patch? The last time you were in here you had both eyes. One day when we were at sea some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up and one of them crapped in my eye. Youre kidding, said the bartender, you couldnt have lost an eye just from some bird crap! Well, I really wasnt used to the hook yet.
Posted on: Sun, 09 Mar 2014 14:16:37 +0000
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