A plane was about to crash and there was only four parachutes in the plane. Meanwhile there were fivepassengers in it. the first passenger was CHRISTIANO RONALDO and he said am the best footballer, i cantdie now so he took one of the parachute and jumped out of the plane. The second was ALIKO DANGOTEand he said am the richest man in Africa and am too young to die so he took the second parachute andjumped out of the plane. The third passenger was GEN .MUHAMMAD BUHARI ,and he said am the changeNigeria needs ,so i cant die now,my people needs me, so he took one and jumped out of the plane. thenthe remaining two passengers left were PRESIDENT GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN and a little schoolgirl. the president said to the little girl take the last parachute ,I will sacrifice my life for you.the little girlreplied no need for dat,there are two parachutes left,the president asked ,how comethe little girlreplied ,GEN .MUHAMMAD BUHARI took my school bag.... Hahahahaha=
Posted on: Fri, 23 Jan 2015 12:00:56 +0000
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