A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. But, officer, the man began, I can explain Just be quiet, snapped the officer. Im going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back. But, officer, I just wanted to say And I said to keep quiet! Youre going to jail! A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, Lucky for you that the chiefs at his daughters wedding. Hell be in a good mood when he gets back. Dont count on it, answered the fellow in the cell. Im the groom. ~vish
Posted on: Tue, 22 Oct 2013 04:10:00 +0000
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