A police officer pulls over a driver and informs him that he has just won $5,000 in a safety competition, all because he is wearing his seat belt. What are you going to do with the prize money? the officer asks. The man responds, I guess Ill go to driving school and get my license. His wife says, Officer, dont listen to him. Hes a smart aleck when hes drunk. The guy in the back seat pops up out from under the blanket and says, I knew we wouldnt get far in this stolen car. Just then a knock comes from the trunk and a voice calls out, Are we over the border yet? for more awesome jokes like ----> Die Laughter
Posted on: Mon, 26 Jan 2015 07:02:56 +0000