A poor schoolmaster - very old, poor, retired - won a lottery. The wife was afraid and she thought, ′This is going to be too much for the old man. Five thousand dollars is too much for him. Even a five dollar note gives him so much happiness, so five thousand dollars may kill him.′ She ran to the church, to the nearby church, and went to the priest and told him what had happened. She said, ′The old man is out, but he is just coming back, this is his time to return, so do something. Five thousand dollars - just the news will kill him!′ The priest said, ′Don′t be afraid. I know the human mind and the way it functions. I know the psychology. I will come.′ So the priest came to the house. The moment they arrived the old man also arrived, so the priest started. He said, ′Suppose you won a lottery of five thousand dollars - what would you do?′ The old man thought about it, pondered over it, and he said, ′I would give half of the money to the church.′ The priest fell down dead. It was too much....LOLLLLLL :D
Posted on: Fri, 16 Aug 2013 16:12:01 +0000
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