A priest, a preacher, and a rabbi meet regularly. All agree that preaching isnt that hard. A challenge would be to preach to a bear. So they go into the woods, find a bear, preach, and attempt to convert it. Afterward, they compare notes. Father Flannery, arm in a sling, says, I read to my bear from the Catechism. Well, that bear was tough. I sprinkled him with holy water, and Sunday hes taking his first communion. Reverend Jones, in a wheelchair, says, I read to the bear from Gods holy word! But he wrestled me near a creek. I baptized him. We spent the day praising Jesus. They both look at the rabbi in a full body cast. Oy. Looking back, circumcision may not have been the best way to start.
Posted on: Thu, 19 Jun 2014 16:00:00 +0000
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