A quick breakdown of what Facebook posts have turned into: (Most of which Im guilty of) 70% - annoying click-bait articles 15% - annoyingly vague, attention-seeking distress messages 9% - annoyingly adorable baby photos that annoyingly remind you that you dont yet have children 8% - annoyingly awkward, shortsighted, and poorly-phrased political stances 6% - annoying duck-face selfies 5% - ok that dog is cute but Im still somehow annoyed 4% - annoying sports-related comment about how much you hate your favorite team 4% - annoying sports-related remark, bragging about your favorite team as if you yourself had anything to do with their recent success 4.5% - congratulations, you killed an unarmed deer 3% - annoying photo/video from an annoyingly tropical vacation 2% - Todd Quinn being annoying 2% - annoying rant from a frequent Facebook user complaining about how much theyve grown to hate Facebook 2% - annoying acronyms which require a quick, humiliating Google search to decipher their meaning 1.5% - annoying Instagram photo of an annoying dinner that makes you annoyingly hungry 1% - I dont know you how am I friends with you and why are you so annoying And yes, those percentages added up to more than 100% and Im annoyed that you were counting. If anyones looking for me Ill be on Twitter.
Posted on: Sat, 13 Dec 2014 16:03:41 +0000
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