A rerun from late May, 2010. Some people have asked me if this really happened--yes, exactly as written. You cant make this stuff up! :D ALTERNATIVE ALARM CLOCK: 1) Hubby rises early and goes outside to the garden, leaving door open. 2) Cat enters, a freshly-captured live chipmunk in his jaws. 3) Kitty, proud of his prize, goes to your bedroom and drops it on your bed. 4) You, cat, and chipmunk all dance frantically until 5) You capture little Alvin and throw both him and cat outside. You are all now WIDE awake. OH yeah.
Posted on: Wed, 21 May 2014 08:01:39 +0000
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