A simple 5th grade math. Woman (Wife): Do you drink beer? Man - TopicsExpress



          

A simple 5th grade math. Woman (Wife): Do you drink beer? Man (Husband): Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3 Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5.00 which includes a tip Woman: And how long have you been drinking? Man: About 20 years, I suppose Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 …correct? Man: Correct Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct? Man: Correct Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could now own a Ferrari? Man: Do you drink beer? Woman: No Man: Where’s your Ferrari?
Posted on: Mon, 10 Jun 2013 03:09:41 +0000

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