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A skinny little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown.” The little guy faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and starts shaking him. The big guy says, “Whats wrong with you?” In a weak voice the little guy says, “What EXACTLY did you say to me?” The big dude says, “I saw your curious look and figured Id just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me..... Im 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown.” The small guy says, “Turner Brown?! Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, Turn around!
Posted on: Tue, 29 Apr 2014 20:19:45 +0000

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