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A taxi driver... drives into a petrol station in a fancy suburb, with his Toyota Quantum. Taxi driver: Sawbona, ngicela ungfakele iFull tank mtakababa Petrol attendant: I only speak ENGLISH SIR, could u plz repeat that in English... Taxi driver: Oh Ok....GoodMorning, i currently feel a profound desire to REPLENISH the PROPELLANT of my motorised AUTOMOBILE,therefore i CORDIALLY request that u transfer from ur SUBTERRANEAN RESERVIOR a sufficient quantity of the COMBUSTIBLE fluid of the highest OCTANE rating, to fill the appropriate receptable of the said means of PREAMBULLATION to BRIM. Petrol Attendent: Cha! Mfowethu bengidlala :) ubuthufuna iFUEL enjani?? #NEVAjudgeAbookBYitsCover

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