“A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isnt paying attention, so she asks him, If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left? Johnny says, None. The teacher asks, Why? Johnny says, Because the shot scared them all off. The teacher says, No, there are two left, but I like the way you think Then Johnny asks the teacher, You see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor. One is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream. Which one is married? And the teacher responds, The one sucking her ice cream. Johnny says, No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like the way you think!” :-D
Posted on: Wed, 30 Jul 2014 18:07:36 +0000
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