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A wife is so worry about her husband as he hasn’t come home from work. Finally, the husband comes home just before midnight. The worrying wife asks, “Where the hell have you been?” The husband replies, “I was out getting a tattoo!” The shocked wife asks, “A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?” The husband replies proudly, “I got a hundred dollar bill on my private.” The wife is taken a back, shaking her head in disgust and says, “What the hell were you thinking? Why on earth would a Chartered Accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his private?” The husband replies, “Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.”

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