A woman and her boyfriend are having a few drinks. She starts talking about this really great new drink and wants to order it for him. He gives in. The bartender puts a salt shaker, a shot of baileys and a shot of lime juice on the bar. She explains, "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice." He goes along to please her. He puts the salt on his tongue - salty but ok. He drinks the shot of baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks, "This is ok." Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it. In 1 second the sharp lime taste hits. At 2 seconds the baileys curdles. At 3 seconds the salty, curdled taste and mucous-like consistency hits. At 4 seconds it feels as if his mouth is full of nasty salty snot. When he finally chokes it down he says, "Yuck, what do you call that drink?" She smiles wickedly and says, "Blow Job Revenge."
Posted on: Sat, 03 Aug 2013 22:06:54 +0000