A woman was invited out for a night with the girls. She told her husband that she would be home by midnight. The hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit blitzed, she headed for home. Just as she got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed three times. Quickly realizing her husband would probably wake up, she cuckooed another nine times. She was really proud of herself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him. The next morning her husband asked me what time she got in, and she told him midnight. He didnt seem disturbed at all. Then he said, We need a new cuckoo clock. When she asked him why, he said, Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, Oh, crap, cuckooed four more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat and farted.
Posted on: Wed, 06 Nov 2013 09:14:20 +0000
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