A-yo, Guys whats going on! ;) Funny Instructions On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, thats the only time I have to work on my hair!) On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!) On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?) On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But its just a suggestion!) On Tescos Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Lets experiment.) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldnt that save more time?) (Whose body?) On Boots Childrens cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.) On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!) On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...) On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.) On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now Im curious.) On Sainsburys peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...) On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if youve tried this...) On a childs Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! Thats right, destroy a universal childhood belief.) :D :v :P
Posted on: Sat, 08 Nov 2014 01:28:54 +0000
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