A-yo, my brother, sup! ;) 25 Ways to Annoy the Pizza Guy 1. Ask about pizza maintenance and repair. 2. Ask for extra homo-sapien 3. Ask for the guy who took your order last time. 4. Ask if the pizza is organically grown. 5. Ask them if you get a free date with one of the staff if you make an order over $30. 6. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza. 7. Ask if theyre familiar with the term spanking a pizza. Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza. 8. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief. 9. Order a one-inch pizza. 10. Tell them to put the crust on top this time. 11. Ask what the order taker is wearing. 12. Ask them to not put a band-aid on it this time or you will sue. 13. Change your accent every three seconds. 14. Dance all around the word pizza. Avoid saying it at all costs. If he says it, say, Please dont mention that word. 15. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza. 16. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that. 17. Imitate the order takers voice. 18. Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream GOODBYE at the top of your lungs. 19. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper. 20. Order two toppings, then say, No, theyll start fighting. 21. Put an extra edge in your voice when you say crazy bread. 22. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you. 23. Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead. 24. When they repeat your order, say, Again, with a little more OOMPH this time. 25. Terminate the call with, Remember, we never had this conversation. :D :v :P
Posted on: Fri, 22 Aug 2014 02:40:21 +0000
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