ACTRESS NEEDED for immediate Holiday work Looking for a Professional Actress or an Aspiring Actress to accompany me to family functions this Thursday and Friday. (If things go well there is a possibility you may be brought back for Christmas and New Year’s.) Requirements: 1. Look good, smile and be a lady at all times 2. Act like you love my Mom’s cooking by drowning her with compliments (be sure to ask for her recipes, she will say NO but this is the ultimate form of flattery) 3. Be able to quote at least 2 Bible verses for no reason (“Jesus wept” is completely unacceptable…become familiar with Proverbs 31, they will eat that up) 4. Don’t turn up when my Grandma says, “The Devil is a Lie” no matter how she says it, she is not referring to Rick Ross 5. Convince my family especially my grandparents you plan to marry me and have my children (at this point in my life that order is preferred but not required) 6. Assure my granny you can wear a white wedding dress – bahahahaha, I know right – only the most professional actress may be able to pull this one off 7. Avoid my drunk uncles – when they are around never leave my side 8. Win over my over protective Female cousins 9. Must be a beast a taboo, spades and any other team games 10. Be up to date on all current events (Love and Hip Hop is not considered a current event in my family) and last but not least 11. Be able to answer any and all questions about you and us without stuttering, pausing, getting flustered and/or upset If you can handle this position inbox me on here or contact me via email at IcanactlikeIloveyou@yahoo
Posted on: Wed, 26 Nov 2014 02:13:56 +0000
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