ALL HAIL the Bishop Apostle Pastor Prophet! My bad, I mean the Chief Apostle Prophet Evangelist Teacher! Oh my bad again, I meant the Prophet Evangelist Pastor Apostle! Heck, I don’t know WHAT I mean, because it’s ALL sooooo CONFUSING. Who SERVES a SCHIZOPHRENIC God who doesn’t KNOW the OFFICES of His own GOVERNMENT that He’d give ONE PERSON the TITLE and RESPONSIBILITIES of SEVERAL people and OFFICES? Sounds kind of like a MULTIPLE-PERSONALITY-DISORDER to me! All these BI-POLAR people running through the Body of Christ snatching up TITLES like CANDY at a FREE 4 ALL. Don’t they KNOW that EVERY OFFICE in the 5-fold Ministry of God’s GOVERNMENT is a FULL-TIME position and can ONLY be OCCUPIED by ONE PERSON at a time? That’s probably WHY they have NO POWER to even turn a PAGE upside down, let alone the WORLD. NOWHERE in the Bible has God given ANYBODY more than a SINGLE OFFICE or TITLE at a time, or CHANGED their OFFICE or TITLE later on. How would it LOOK if the PRESIDENT also called himself the VICE PRESIDENT and the CHIEF-OF-STAFF? Can you IMAGINE addressing the LEADER of the nation, “PRESIDENT-VICE PRESIDENT-CHIEF OF STAFF Barack Obama?” How STUPID would that SOUND or BE? And even MORE STUPID than THAT – can you IMAGINE him trying to FILL the RESPONSIBILITIES of each of those OFFICES himself? And how STUPID would that TITLE even LOOK on the ballot? Yet, the Body of Christ members have the AUDACITY to make God seem STUPID by attaching MULTIPLE OFFICE TITLES to themselves like God doesn’t KNOW His own ORDER! The Body of Christ should take NOTES from the GOVERNMENT of the WORLD because ALL GOVERNMENT belongs to God. And He wouldn’t establish OFFICES and OFFICERS in one - one way - and in the other another way. That would be like establishing Heaven’s ORDER one way but the earth’s another. And yet, we KNOW that our God is neither SCHIZOPHRENIC nor is He BI-POLAR nor has He a MULTIPLE-PERSONALITY-DISORDER!!! Oh yeah, and He’s NOT STUPID either!!!
Posted on: Sun, 16 Jun 2013 19:22:53 +0000