ALL MEN WOULD LOVE TO PLAY GOLF....................READ THE MAGIC OF GOLF An 80-year old man goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, How do you stay in such great physical condition? Im a golfer, says the old guy, and thats why Im in such good shape. Im up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways. Well, says the doctor, Im sure that helps, but theres got to be more to it. How old was your dad when he died? Who said my dads dead? The doctor is amazed. You mean youre 80 years old and your dads still alive. How old is he? Hes 103 years old, says the old golfer. In fact he golfed with me this morning, and thats why hes still alive. hes a golfer too!! Well, the doctor says, thats great, but Im sure theres more to it than that. How about your dads dad? How old was he when he died? Who said my grandpas dead? Stunned, the doctor asks, You mean youre 80 years old and your grandfather is still living.!? Incredible, how old is he? Hes 128 years old, says the old golfer. The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, So, I guess he went golfing with you this morning too? No. Grandpa couldnt go this morning because hes getting married today. At this point the doctor is close to losing it, Getting married.! Why would a 128 year-old guy want to get married in the first place? Who said he wanted to? The bride is pregnant... that is why ..... —
Posted on: Thu, 19 Jun 2014 16:34:41 +0000