AMERICAN LIFE STYLE. ------------------- DAUGHTER: Sorry Dad, I got married yesterday.. Forgot to invite U.. DAD: U naughty.. Its Ok.. But Dont forget next Time.. Population Comparison : --------------------- INDIAN : I hav 2 sis & 3 bro. Wat abt U? AMERICAN : I hav no sis or bro.But I have 3 Moms from 1st dad, 2 dads from 1st mom. --------------------- One day a man asked God: Is it wrong to sleep with other women after marriage? God replied:- No Man- so why do people say it is bad... God- It is not bad But the problem is U Rascals dont Sleep!! ---------------------- GRANDFATHER TO GRANDSON: Go hide, your teacher is coming as you bunked school today! GRANDSON: YOU go hide… I told her YOU PASSED AWAY!!;)
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