AMY & I have just got back home after a lovely day out at Graves Park & Animal Farm in SHEFFIELD. The sun was shining beautifully and it was a delightful outing. Lots of lovely animals there and we had a picnic in the park.SUNDAY NIGHT AT THE PALLADIUM should be good tonight as there are 2 good comics on; Bradley Walsh and Jimmy Tarbuck. ( I thought Jimmy Carr was good last week.) I hate these so called comics who ramble on about nothing and are as funny as a drain. ( Thats my opinion so no remarks please.) I love that old gag ; Whats the difference between a Goldfish and a Mountain Goat? Answer; A Goldfish Mucks about the Fountain.Whilst a Mountain Goat :------------------------.( B-Boom) Then theres an old man found by the police by the roadside crying in his car.They asked him about himself and he said Im a very wealthy business man with a business worth millions. Ive got a Rolls Royce -- a Bentley --and a Ferrari . Ive got a mansion in the country and a flat in Park Lane. Ive got a 20 year old wife who is a beauty queen and a model. The police said Well why are you crying? He said I cant remember where I live. My favourite gag is about the fella who buys a Rolls Royce and meets this gorgeous girl in a bar but shes very naive. ( A real dumb blonde.) Hes showing her round his new car and says isnt this superb? Look at these mink reclining seats. She said Oh Rolls Royce think of everything dont they?Then he said A slim -line T.V.set and Audio Stereo System. She said Oh Rolls Royce think of everything dont they? Then she noticed a golf-tee on the floor of the car and said Whats this.? He said Oh thats what you rest your balls on when you drive off.Oh she said Rolls Royce think of everything dont they? Enjoy the rest of your weekend. Kindest Regards.Jimmy .
Posted on: Sun, 12 Oct 2014 15:26:49 +0000
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