ASUU To Call Off Strike In 5 Universities!!!=D/ We have just received information on a the latest improvement from ASUU, and this time it is good news for the lucky students in a selected few universities. News filtering from ASUU HQ this morning indicates that the body has reached an agreement to call of the strike in 5 universities if certain conditions are met, while other universities are been reviewed as at press time. The chairman of ASUU gave the list below . “well, after hearing of the plight of students, we have decided to help some students go back to school, if their school can comply with a strict set of rules, as mentioned below” 1. UNILAG: Unilag must agree to change their name to MAULAG. Without protest, riot or diss track. If they don’t like the name , then they should forget about school till further notice. 2. LASU: all cultists in lasu must give their lives to Jesus, come out clean and the killers of damoche(RIP) must be fished out ..or else LASU is facing a long strike. 3. UI: All students in UI must have tribal marks and no one is allowed to bring any car model from 2004 downwards. 4. DELSU n ABSU: All Delta state and ABSU girls must visit each of our male committee members for virginity…sorry IQ test. 5. IMSU must bring 5 virgins from 100 level and if they cant they should look for 1 virgin from 400 level ..and the strike would b called off! Goodmorning!
Posted on: Wed, 11 Sep 2013 02:48:26 +0000
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