ASUU To Call Off Strike in 5 Universities. We have just received information on the latest improvement from ASUU, and this time it is good news for the lucky students in a select few universities. News filtering from ASUU Headquarters this morning indicates that the body has reached an agreement to call off the strike in 5 universities if certain conditions are met, while other universities are been reviewed as at press time. Well, after hearing of the plight of students, we have decided to help some students go back to school, if their schools can comply with a strict set of rules, as mentioned below 1. UNILAG: Unilag must agree to change their name to MAULAG, without protest, riot or diss track. If they dont like the name, then they should forget about school till further notice. 2. LASU: All Cultists in lasu must give their lives to Jesus, come out clean and the killer of Damoche(RIP) must be fished out... or else LASU is facing a long strike. 3. U.I: All students in U.I must have tribal marks and no one is allowed to bring any car model from 2004 downwards. 4. DELSU: All delta state university girls must visit each of our male committee members for virginity... sorry IQ test. 5. and finally OSU(OOU) must bring 5 virgins from 300 level and if they cant they should look for 3 virgins from 400 level.... and the strike would off. Gd Afternoon
Posted on: Sun, 27 Oct 2013 16:37:54 +0000
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