Aaj k shaitan bacche: π«ππ¬π«ππ¬π« Principal: School ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho? Little cute Sardar student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo, school shuru kar diya karo. π Lazyness rocks: πππππππ Boy:mom, pls giv me a glass of water, mom: u cum & drink. Boy: pls mom. Mom: if u repeat, ill slap u. Boy: wen u cum to slap me, bring the water.,.... πππππππ Teacher: What is your motherβs name? Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha, Bas.. pyar se MAA kehta hu ..πππππππ Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya. Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai? Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karnaπ πππππππ Dukandar se Chota Baccha: Uncle rang gora karne wali Cream hai.. Dukandar: Haan hai.. Baccha: To lagata kyun nahi, main roz tujhe dekhkar darr jata hu.π πππππππ Beta- Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise Dadaji bhi apko marte the kya? Papa- Bilkul marte the Beta- Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi...π΄π πππππππ π π π A Cute Sentence Written By A Child On His Maths Book: Dear Maths! Please Grow Up & Start Solving Your Problems Yourself.. I Have My 0wn Problems! :):):):-) π πππππππ Lets us start our day with laugh.... πππππ Father:- agar iss bar tum exam mein fail hue to mujhe papa mat kehna...π‘π‘ Aftr exam Fatherπ : how is ur result? Sonπ‘: dimag khrab mat kar Dharampal... tu baap ka haq kho chuka hai.. π - r.K
Posted on: Wed, 09 Jul 2014 14:06:15 +0000
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