“Abe walks into the Breakers and says, ‘I’d like a rhoum, please.’ “‘I am sorry sir, but we do not have any rooms available,’ says the clerk. “‘Are you telling me den, dat you don’t haf a rhoum for even von night?’ “‘That’s right, sir, not for tonight, tomorrow, or many nights to come.’ “‘I don’t belief you,’ says Abe. “‘You see, sir, we do not accept guests of your type,’ says the clerk. “‘And just vat is my type?’ asks Abe. “‘Well, of the Jewish faith, sir.’ “‘Me, Jewish, vat are you crazy? Ask me anyting, I’ll show you I am not Jewish.’ “‘Okay, sir,’ says the clerk. ‘Who is our Lord?’ “‘Dat’s easy, vhy Jesus, of course.’ “‘And who was the mother of our Lord?’ “‘Who don’t know dat?’ smiles Abe. ‘It vas Mary.’ “‘And who was Mary married to?’ “‘These are sutch easy qvestions,’ replies Abe. ‘It vas Joseph.’ “‘Only one more question then, sir. You have done very well,’ says the clerk. ‘Where did Mary and Joseph sleep the night that Jesus was born?’ “And Abe answers, ‘Any imbecile knows the answer to this qvestion—IN A BARN, because a creep like you vouldn’t let dem into the inn.’”
Posted on: Mon, 02 Sep 2013 00:03:53 +0000
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