About 14 years ago I was at a house party. You know the kind.....one in which everyone was drinking underage. Any who, I had to use the restroom so badly. I waited as long as I could and then made my way to the house restroom. Upon entering, there were around 12 people in there together smoking pot. Embarrassed, I let everyone know what I had to do and could not wait. They refused to let me do my business since they were nowhere near being finished. In the biggest hurry, I just went outside of the home to let it all out outside. This was a country home, so I went next to the cornfield where none could see me, pulled down my pants, squat, and began to do the deed. It was loud, long, but very relieving. Folks, this was something that HAD TO HAPPEN. It felt great. I grabbed leaves from a corn stalk and finished up. Then it happened. Upon pulling up my pants, I realized that all I had done was pull down my pants, squat, and just shite right back into them. Now, I could continue this story and tell you all what I had to do after that and all of what happened next, but Ill just leave it to the imagination. I just thought I would share a privately embarrassing moment with all of you. Youre welcome? #gladigotthatoffmychest
Posted on: Sat, 26 Jul 2014 19:28:13 +0000
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