Actual conversation at the book stall from Day 2 of the Miami Book Fair International. A young guy in his 20s with a beard and long hair comes up to me. Guy: Se Habla Espanol? Me: No, sorry, I dont speak Spanish Guy: Oh ok no problem. I speak English Me: Great, whats on your mind? Guy: Are you Muslim? Me: Yep Guy: Is this a picture of Prophet Muhammads tomb? (points to random picture) Me: No, thats a picture of a hotel Guy: Oh, how come? Me: Ummm...I...what? Guy: Okay, you sure you dont speak Spanish? Me: Pretty sure...awkward pause...by the way did you say you were Christian or? Guy: No, its kind of complicated. Me: Oh I understand, youre searching? Well, I wish you the best of luck Guy: No, no its not that, I know truth, I am truth Me: Pardon? Guy: I am truth. I am Gods Prophet. Me: Ah, of course, how obvious (Think to myself this is totally going on FB) Guy: You see Jesus stole the truth from God. Me: Jesus did what? Guy: Jesus was a Jew. And all Jews are thieves. And he stole the truth because he was a Jewish thief. Me: I can honestly say my mind is blown Guy: And God sent me to steal the truth back from Jews and give it to all mankind, and Im here today to give it to you Me: Oh, well, I dont know what to say, this is all so sudden Guy: As a sign of my truth, I am going to pray that it doesnt rain today, and then you will know I am from God. It will not rain. Me: I see, can you control any other weather patterns? Guy: Yes, but today I will control the rain and make it stop Me: Oh youre in luck, heres a Muslim brother who speaks Spanish Friend: Huh? What? Me: I gotta go! Good luck! (For the second day in a row I ran away) 10 minutes later it began raining...and rained most of the day. Worst-Prophet-Ever
Posted on: Sat, 23 Nov 2013 06:14:12 +0000
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