After a few weeks of feverish activity the conspiracy mongers have gone quiet since a Chinese vessel identified signals which may well prove to be from the black box of the missing Malaysian flight. No doubt they are, as we speak, scoping out ever fresh stories to fill their myriad click bait sites generating untold wealth for them as you click and share their latest tantalising fictions. I was wondering if I could predict what they would come up with next. First it will be denial: we spoke to Chinese sailors second cousin, what we heard will blow your mind. Second cousin heard through family grapevine that no signal was recieved from black box. Story concocted by governments to cover up plane landing and storage in Diego Garcia. Then further confections: Rogue NSA officer speaking anonymously reveals black box removed from plane stores at Diego Garcia and dumped in ocean for search and rescue teams to find. As the remains of the plane are identified: secret Malaysian flight manifest proves that the identified plane parts do not belong to missing airliner. As the plane parts are retrieved and bodies identified: Secret plot to hide patent for perpetual motion machine by burying it at sea in crashed airliner never meant to be found ruined by tenacious sear hand rescue navy seals. Then: no one died in Malaysian air disaster all those on board where retrieved from mortuaries across china. Chinese spies played part of families for the Media. Entire plot designed by China to divert world from Russian takeover of Crimea. And: Malaysian airliner same one used to crash into World Trade Center in 9/11 attacks. Finally: mutant Martians who look like humans take over senior world government posts and ready to make humans believe in climate change so billions can be spent on secret government plans to allegedly save the planet Anger Bargaining Depression Acceptance
Posted on: Mon, 07 Apr 2014 03:08:39 +0000
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